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Kumpulan Kata-Kata Raja Gombal Terbaru 2012

Kumpulan Kata-Kata Raja Gombal Terbaru 2012. Lagi musim gombal-gombalan nih. Yang suka ngerayu cewek, suka gokil, suka ketawa dengan ajian dari si raja gombal mungkin postingan ini cocok dan pas untuk Anda. Ada beberapa jurus maut merayu cewek dengan kata-kata rayuan gombal. Yah mungkin aja Anda yang masih jomblo bisa dapet kekasih dan tidak jomblo lagi. Semoga saja yaahhh. Yuk mari baca di bawah ini.


Cowok: Maaf mbak, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursi itu, pindah deket saya saja?
Cewek: Loh? Emangnya kenapa??
Cowok: Biar gak dikerubung semut.. soalnya mbak manis sich?

Cowok : Aku didiagnosa Sakit jantung.
Cewek : Hah! Kok bisa?
Cowok : Iya. Jantungku selalu berdegup kencang bila dekat denganmu.

Cowok : Kemarin aku ke dokter mata. Kamu tau apa kata dokter?
Cewek : Apa? Parah?
Cowok : Kata dokter ada kamu di mataku.


Cowok : Kamu punya kunci apa aja sih?
Cewek : Kunci rumah, kunci mobil, kunci lemari. Emang ada apa?
Cowok : Punya nggak kunci untuk membuka hatimu kepadaku?

Cowok : Kamu punya peta nggak?
Cewek : Peta apa?
Cowok : Peta hatimu. Karena aku tersesat dan tak bisa keluar dari hatimu.

- Bapak kamu pasti seorang astronot ??? Soalnya aku melihat banyak bintang di matamu.

- Kamu pasti kuliah di seni pahat ya ??? Soalnya kamu pintar sekali memahat namamu di hatiku.

- Kakekmu pasti penambang ya ??? Soalnya banyak berlian di matamu.

- Kamu Mantan pencuri ya ??? Abisnya kamu mencuri hatiku sih!

Cowok : Aku suka senyum-senyum sendiri lho.
Cewek : Hah .. Gila Ya
Cowok : Nggak. Aku sedang mikirin kamu.

- Setiap malam aku berjalan-jalan di suatu tempat. Kamu tau di mana itu ? di hatimu.

- Kamu merasa gempa gak ??? ada kamu yang mengguncang hatiku sih.

-Kamu pake Indosat ya ??? Karena sinyal-sinyal cintamu sangat kuat sampai ke hatiku.

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